jilllikesstuff:

all1sees:

ns-shizaya:

nudus-anima:

Holy shit pqmsiajabab a a

This bitch

FUCK,

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

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gallifreyantimelady:

gallifreyantimelady:

my dad said that this knife he was looking at was too thin and i said ‘all the better to slit throats with’ and he didn’t even react

he said that he’s used to hearing my satanic homicidal remarks

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j4phet:

just-toby:

splendidcolor:

jordyngryphon:

theguilteaparty:

bookerdewitt:

pamplemoose:

angelphile:

hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

Oh my god http://helpineedhelp.com/horny/

ps they’re sold at Walgreens too

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shegavemeblowjobsbythestairs182:

Can we just take a second to appreciate this. 

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empressriful:

ollivandur:

apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT

THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE

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astrayan:

AW YEAH, my first giveaway! Only because I reached 100 followers! Thank you guys you’re all awesome <3

SOOOO, LET’S GO TO THE FUN PART!

WHAT YOU GET:

~ 1 tshirt of your choice from WhatPumpkin!

~ 1 hoodie of your choice from WhatPumpkin!

~ 1 captchalogue white board!

~ 1 glasses of your choice! (dirk/terezi/sollux/feferi)

RULES!

~ Theres no need to follow me, BUT if you do, instead of 1 of each thing you’ll get 3 OF EACH O: ~i’m rad right~ (doesnt apply to the white board, sorry i dont see why you need 3 white boards xD)

~ Reblog and likes count, but please don’t spam your followers!

~ Giveaway blogs are not accepted! I’ll check >:O

~ You need to have your ask box open, and be comfortable with giving me your address! (i’m brazilian so you really dont have to worry heh, w/e)

~ I’ll ship internationally!

~ Thats it! Have fun! Good luck! :D

{ GIVEAWAY ENDS IN MY BIRTHDAY, MAY 28th 2013 }

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gameplate:

Minecraft comic series by 

Alexander Diochon

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thempress:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of anything ever.

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the-nargles-have-the-phone-box:

fuckyespasta:

So today in psychology class, I wasn’t really paying attention and I was just doodling in my sketch book, but then my friend nudged me and I looked up at the screen and these pictures were there:
And I started laughing at my teacher yelled at me because I was laughing at a mental illness. Long story short, I got kicked out of class.

Thank you for suffering through this extremely embarrassing ordeal to bring us this story

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boyofsilence:

so like the complete and total pissbaby that i am, i accidentally deleted the giveaway i was doing a while back (under the drrobertlutece url) and i felt really bad about it, so i made a new giveaway post! the first one was bioshock infinite-centric, and while you can get the stuff pictured, i’m also willing to buy any other video game you want, the guide or artbook for it, and give you either up to fifty dollars worth of merch or the money itself!

what’s up for grabs in this giveaway is as follows:

• one video game (regular edition)
• one special edition strategy guide OR artbook
• 50 dollars worth of merchandise OR 50 bucks, plain and simple.

now, what would a giveaway be without rules?

• only up to ten reblogs, please! i won’t be stern about it unless you’re super obnoxious and your followers come to complain about it to me, hahaha, but still…consider their feelings!
• no giveaway blogs
• you DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT have to be following me in order to win the giveaway! (although if you want to, go ahead!)
• i’ll ship this internationally

this giveaway will end on july 15th, 2013 at 12:00 AM est! 

good luck and thank you for suffering through another one of these goddarn things.

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